The Best Part about Easter
Here’s my favorite part of the Easter story in the Bible, although it is rarely talked about in church. According to Matthew, at the moment of Jesus’ death:
The earth shook and the rocks split. The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus’ resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many.
Basically what we have here is Night of the Living Dead, Jesus-style. I’m still waiting for them to make a blockbuster movie about this. We need a sequal to that other Christian horror movie; what was it called? Oh yea, The Passion of the Christ.
The second best part about the Easter tradition? In Critters 2: The Main Course, the critters go after the Easter Bunny. Pure Awesomeness.