How to Make a Mixed Drink
Here’s how to make a mixed drink, Miss Marx style.
First, pour one part Jack Daniels in a glass.
Then pour one part whiskey sour. Oops, that was more than one part.
Go ahead and add whiskey to even out with the extra whiskey sour.
Crap, that was too much whiskey—go ahead and add sour to match.
Repeat until you have enough booze in one drink to get drunk six times over.